Bruce Springsteen with the Seeger Sessions Band. Apparently.

So you go to a supermarket to get chopped tomatoes. Why are they in a tin? Normal tomatoes aren't in a tin. Silly tomatoes are burying their dead. Maybe if they were a vegetable it would be fine. You get vegetables buried in the ground. But not fruits - and fruits they are. TomaToerags. How is that even an insult (Toerag, not tomatoerag) Everyone (who is normal) has toes. And rags are just... cloth? ''A torn, threadbare or otherwise inferior piece of textile.'' Oh. Inferior. Well that does sound more insulting now. I think people should stop using words like toerag. It's quite mean spirited.

I'd call them a bad word here, for an ironic joke, but then the family friendly appeal of my writing completely wears off, and I become another swearing *insert ironically ironic bad word*

I seem to have created a vicious circle of irony. I think they're called throwing stars. Or something like that. A circle that can be used for violence and more... More violence, that is.

So a quiet spell after 4 days straight of posting, maybe it's because I was cold-stricken and couldn't do anything, or maybe it's because I didn't do anything to write about. Both really stem from the cold. Which was a bit nasty, and has really got me thinking about fresher's flu, and how I'm going to avoid contact with anyone who sneezes, or coughs. Of course I'm not going to do that. that's a little excessive. I'll only avoid those who are freakin' weird. But I might have to try and boost my ego immune system, so that I have a chance of fighting off the infections that rage within every new student. That flow within every strange drink found on the table of a SU bar. That wait on a hand-soap dispenser -

Wait.

Making a soap dispenser that you don't have to touch to recieve soap is such a pointless idea, I'm hoping more people have noticed this. If you get germs on your hand after dispensing soap to yourself, you are literally cleaning them off straight away. It's very unlikely that you aren't going to do that, so the touchless dispensers are... pointless.

Most things advertised on television are pointless.  That's why the BBC don't bother to show adverts. And just show late night music. Like this Bruce Springsteen thing. I think that's who it is. Might not be... He has a live band, almost orchestra, behind him. I could check the schedule, but who am I to pick up the remote when I'm halfway through typing a wor... d.

It's odd how I have to put ellipses everytime I stop typing...

And how I watch television with the sound off.

Watching a live band on the television when it's muted just isn't the same. It's also pointless, but at least it provides some light for the room. I have to turn the light out because moths make the weirdest noises when I'm trying to sleep. And I hear everything because I've muted the television.

Well that's a simple solution.

I'll get my iPod.

Goodnight computer screen.

Oh and anyone who happens to know I'm writing this, and is reading it...