Stir fry vegetables are gonna be delicious. In comparison to almost everything I've eaten in this first month of uni, it's the healthiest thing i've bought. I'm gonna have to add some Sainsbury's basics sausages into the mix just to sort it out. I'm pretty sure they aren't healthy...
Wait, I'm not gonna cook anything. I've gone a month without proper cooking (I think that's a lie) Can you eat stir fry raw? Raw. Meat is raw. I can have sausages raw as well then. Surely there's a diet that promotes eating raw food? Seeing as I haven't been doing exercise I'm gonna have to diet. I never got into the ultimate Frisbee thing here. It seems to have been something more that I just did at home because I was bored over summer. Much like blogging. Which reminds me, I don't need to post anything...
Just joking. I'm not gonna write this all, then review the draft, rewrite, review, rewrite, review, and then not post it.
I'm not gonna do any of that. Not even write it.
End of.
If I bluff on here. It's quite easy to tell. Mainly because the writing continues. But also because sarcasm doesn't come across well in text. Would be useful if there was some sort of font for it. like this. But that just really annoys my eyes. Or maybe that's because I've been staring at my computer screen watching tv programme all day? That might do it. I've rinsed my way through so many tv shows it's unreal. Just watch a series through in two days. 4 series done in just over a week. And then that tv show is in my memory forever. Until I forget about it. Then I can only say tv show instead of actually naming the tv show, because I've forgotten the name of it...
Pretty sure that didn't happen though. Not that I remember...
*cough*
Sack of potatoes.
Pretty sure that's the punchline to a funny joke. Don't remember the joke though...
Sorry, seems my memory fails me tonight.
